May 2012
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Watcha sneaky peak of whats to come this week, with my first video blog. check back on tuesday for the the full story - gold coin in a 2p machine
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of course I can ride a lion!!
Written on the 19.04 to London Paddington
Oh my god, I just had to go and have a poo on a train toilet, I know, I’m mortified too. But it was ok; as luckily I had my wet ones with me in my bag and to be honest I had no other choice really, it was desperate measures, however I did also check prior, that there was indeed soap in the dispenser and spent 5 mins wiping around the seat.. I really did...
notgonnabitethedust asked: i love reading your blogs..
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welcome to blackpool
you’re welcome to it!!
Welcome to Blackpool, the sign said, as my car Gladys and I trundled in. I had heard lots about it, apparently, according to my mate Dave on a recent night out, when I too was drinking, this was where the original King Kong happened; you know, swinging round the tower causing havoc, and then another monkey must have heard about it and copied it out in New York and that’s...
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big time brian
Written by the other model You know, I feel like I’ve really aged five years in the last few months. My bones now click in the mornings, I’ve started eating the occasional vegetable and I’ve even got the odd grey (ginger) hair in my beard. Gone are the days of getting identified in the line at nightclubs or worrying about rental agencies letting me hire nothing more powerful than a Nissan Micra....
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stop being a pigeon
“written - whilst looking for bird seed”
Now people might say, that I’m a little hyperactive; of course this is not true. Well maybe a little, you see I do get quite excitable at times. Not that this would have anything to do with the fact that I drink about three bottles of Lucozade and seven cans of Coca Cola a day or my fetish for cream eggs and then there are wine gums and...
