April 2012
8 posts
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fat badly dressed boy from essex with a bad hair...
“don’t fancy yours much!”
You know it’s not always been flying round the world to photo shoots frolicking in the waves and being forced to kiss hot girls. Oh no. I’ve definitely served my apprenticeship.
I remember those days in the beginning where modelling for me would consist of standing in the a pair of ridiculously tight spandex luminous green shorts, top off, handing out...
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the great train journey north
“I wouldn’t wish it on anyone”
For some reason, and this is a bit random, I do have a slight interest in trains; now by that I don’t mean counting the numbers on the side and putting them down in a book, I just mean that I find it fascinating, how you can get a train pretty much anywhere and even just wondering when you see one where that particular train is going, and where it has...
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kid in a candy shop with no money
“will you be my valentine?”
The words ‘single’ and ‘Valentines’’ never go too well together, but then add in to the equation having to DJ at a Vvalentine’s party full with people who are so in love it makes you sick, and what you have is enough to make anyone want to find a quiet corner and cry.
In the hope that I would be wrong and that my letterbox would be overflowing with...
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now that’s what I call a first date
“Where’s Graham, with the quick reminder?”
It started off I guess like just any other old night out. Me and a couple of my friends were at this “trendy” club out in London’s West End.
All that means is they make you queue outside in the cold all night and then occasionally let a couple of people in at a time unless you’re a girl and then you just swan straight past and then when (if)...
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brazil
“live from Sao Paulo airport”
It’s been a bit of an exciting week. I’ve been cast away to Brazil to shoot the new Head and Shoulders Commercial. In the end the commercial should look wonderful, but of course…
I actually felt really lucky as Brazil has always been somewhere I always wanted to go, especially Rio, I guess ever since being strapped into my Dad’s old Toyota Supra with...
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christmas
“Written in the Garage - Canvey Island”
It’s New Year’s Eve. And I’m off to work in a few hours, so you would think I would be getting ready to have it large, getting myself all hyped up; well that may come later but now I’m sitting at my desk finishing this.
I actually started writing this yesterday. I was in the gym when the idea popped into my head. I even got quite excited...
